I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.