I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I rape small children ;).

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.