When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.