When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.