Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.