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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Believing in the kindness of strangers
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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.