bounce when your tip toeing.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.