When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Sitting down in the shower

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.