When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Pee in the shower

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.