take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.