When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

Mayada stupid

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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