Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.