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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer
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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.
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This song will not come out of my head!
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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.
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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.
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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.
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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"
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When im alone i have a conversation with myself
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.