When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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fart

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I always think I have special powers

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.