Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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fart

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I cant ride a bike

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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misread dig bick

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.