Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.