Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Reading the terms of service :O....

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.