When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I **** with no hands.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.