I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Go outside and pee.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.