When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I have a phobia of incest

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.