Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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sing in the shower

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.