Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.