People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Breathe.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.