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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep
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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.