When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.