repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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k. everyone

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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i masturbate with my feet

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.