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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.
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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!
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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.
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RAPE CHILDREN
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.
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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.