When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Tear up when I poop

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Pee in the shower.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.