Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.