I chew my ice cream.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.