you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Your mom

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.