when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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KICK THE CAN

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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whale sperm

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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jack off

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.