- Things You Think Only You Do

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

incognito mode on google chrome

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.