- Things You Think Only You Do

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Smoking in the shower.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.