When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.