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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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I think about life problems in the shower
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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RAPE CHILDREN
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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I piss in the bed every night
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.