I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Your mom

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I can't trill my R's

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Eat ice by itself

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.