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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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sing in the shower
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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Smoking in the shower.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.