Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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suck my own penis

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.