Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.