Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Pee in my work garbage can.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

incognito mode on google chrome

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.