after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Mayada stupid

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Being fat

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.