pull out a flies wings and let it go

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Pee in the shower

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.