Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.