When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.