- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.