I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.