Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Your mom

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.