I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

bounce when your tip toeing.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I hit the frig after sex

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

blink

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.