When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.