YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.