I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.