Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.