pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

wipe your hands on your pants

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.