When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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i use dental dams

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.