- Things You Think Only You Do

-35

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

-37

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

-31

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

-36

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

+80

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

-39

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

+1

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

+56

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

-40

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

+10

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

-45

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

-45

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

-45

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

+67

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

-48

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

+9

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

-51

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

-9

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

The older I get the more honest I get

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Things You Think Only You Do