Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.