Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.