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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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I always cry when I pray.
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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.
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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...
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Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.