wipe your hands on your pants

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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ASMR

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.