People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.