I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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i smoke weed all day.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.