go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.