Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Your mom

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I have a phobia of incest

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.