I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.