- Things You Think Only You Do

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Watch the same movies over and over

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

I ejaculate fire and glory

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.