When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I'm really picky about how I earn money

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.