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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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I have a phobia of incest
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.