Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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sing in the shower

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.