When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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fart

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.