im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.