take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.