I eat ass

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Sitting down in the shower

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.