Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pee in the shower. :3

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.