When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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only read the short jokes on this website

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.