i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.