It's hot but I still have on covers

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Being fat

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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jack off

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.