When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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fap

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Mayada stupid

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.