getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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i smoke weed all day.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.