Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I know how to type a ¿

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.