If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.