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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.