Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.