When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.