When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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speak proper english

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.