I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.