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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.
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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.
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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.
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Tried to suck ur own penis
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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.
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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.