When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.