I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

whale sperm

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.