Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Do somthing only you do

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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being super bored at school

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.