rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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hate Justin Bieber

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.