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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.
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When out I like to "people watch."
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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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I like to poo while smoking.
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.