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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.
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-47
Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.
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-68
Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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+23
Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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+70
Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.
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+360
Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.
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-78
Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.