When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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penis

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.