when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I sleep in the nude.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.