Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.