I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.