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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you
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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big
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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.