getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I refuse to forward chain letters

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

i smoke weed all day.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.