I click my teeth to music

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Being fat

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.