before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Take baths

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

smoke marijuana

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.