Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I never feel bored

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.