The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.