Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.