I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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suck my own penis

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.