When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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sit in the shower

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.