I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.