I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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fap

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.