when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.