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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Be a loner at school

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.