In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Only use the left earphone.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Play Minecraft

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.