When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I read the down voted posts

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.