Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.