I eat ass

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Sitting down in the shower

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.