Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.