Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I can see a magic eye image

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Boinked my neighbor

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.