close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.