pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.