I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I think about other women when having sex

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.