Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Being fat

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.