try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I cant ride a bike

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.