Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

im going to rape that girl

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

I always think I have special powers

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.