Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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im going to rape that girl

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I always think I have special powers

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.