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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Justin Beiber is a woman

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.