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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.
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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.
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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.