Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.