pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Pee in the shower

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.