When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I click my teeth to music

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.