Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.