Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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being super bored at school

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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ASMR

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.