whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I masturbate with sandpaper

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Fart at home

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.