Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I don't read the terms of service.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.