stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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smoke marijuana

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Talk to my cat.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.