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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes
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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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after a shower, try to shake the water off.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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I hit the frig after sex
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.