I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.