Tried to suck ur own penis

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.