Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.