sneeze without closing my eyes

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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k. everyone

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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being super bored at school

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I don't read the terms of service.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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pick your nose and eat it

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.