Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.