I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.