When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Brake for tail-gaters

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

only read the short jokes on this website

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.