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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com
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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.
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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.