losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Fart at home

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Picking my nose.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.