I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Think about breathing...

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.