Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.