Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.