Vote for the other guy

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I control water in the shower.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.