Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.