I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I read the down voted posts

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.