When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.