lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.