Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.