Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.