In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Only use the left earphone.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Play Minecraft

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.