When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.