It's hot but I still have on covers

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Being fat

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

I masturbate with sandpaper

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

jack off

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.