Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Play as both sides on fifa

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I always think I have special powers

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.