When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Sitting down in the shower

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.