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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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Boinked my neighbor
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.