you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.