Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.