Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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sing in the shower

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.