I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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i masturbate with my feet

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Vote for the other guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.