I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.