When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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misread flashlight

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Pee in the shower

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.