When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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I rape small children ;).

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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k. everyone

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.