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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.
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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards
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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...
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suck my own penis
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.