When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I put salt on buttered toast...

Thinking your life is a movie...

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

fart

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When out I like to "people watch."

I always think I have special powers

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.