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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.