Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.