Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Go on this site to feel normal.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I always think I have special powers

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

I can't trill my R's

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

thumb_up thumb_down -17

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I don't read the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

thumb_up thumb_down +311

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

thumb_up thumb_down +48

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Pee in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

thumb_up thumb_down -77

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.