In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.