When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I talk to myself when I'm alone

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

i use dental dams

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.