Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Sitting down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.