If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.