Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Fart at home

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.