I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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ASMR

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.