pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.