Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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sit in the shower

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.