Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I think about other women when having sex

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.