I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.