I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.