After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.