Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.