When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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wonder who wrote these things

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.