Eat ice by itself

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.