When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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I read the down voted posts

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.