Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I eat food when i'm bored..

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

I ejaculate fire and glory

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.