I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.