Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

I know how to type a ¿

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.