fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.