Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.