Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Made after doomsday plans

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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smoke marijuana

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.