DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.