go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

sneeze without closing my eyes

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Sleep with pillow between legs

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.