Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.