before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Take baths

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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smoke marijuana

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.