When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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fart

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.