use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.