Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.