Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.