when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Make up a song to yourself.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.