Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Think about breathing...

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.