Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.