I think about life problems in the shower

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.