Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I rape small children ;).

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.