When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.