Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.