get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.