penis

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

sing in the shower

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

misread flashlight

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.