At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.