mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Do somthing only you do

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.