Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.