get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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misread dig bick

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.