Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

I hate being called "buddy".

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.