Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.