Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Breathe.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.