Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

i see almost everything as a sign

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.