When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Pee in the shower

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.