Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.