Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.