Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.