I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.