Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.