When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.