I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.