log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.