If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.