Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.