looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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hate Justin Bieber

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I rape small children ;).

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.