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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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smoke marijuana
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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.
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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head
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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something
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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam
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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...
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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.
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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...
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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.