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Poop naked.
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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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sit in the shower
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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.
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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Talk to my cat.
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I sleep in the nude.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.