Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.