Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Being fat

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.