When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.