When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.