I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.