poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.