Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.