Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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misread flashlight

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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fap

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.