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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off
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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.
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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.
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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.
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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.
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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.
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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.