Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Play Minecraft

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.