when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.