I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I refuse to forward chain letters

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.