Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

sit in the shower

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.