I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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blink

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.