wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.