Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.