Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.