When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Brake for tail-gaters

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.