Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.