Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.