Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.