Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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sing in the shower

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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I want to suck on your penis

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.