Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.