When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.