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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.