Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.