I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

sing like a pro in da shower

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.