When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I hit the frig after sex

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

penis

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.