When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I have a phobia of incest

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

I refuse to forward chain letters

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.