i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.