When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.