- Things You Think Only You Do

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I refuse to forward chain letters

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

im going to rape that girl

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.