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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.