Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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sing in the shower

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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I want to suck on your penis

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.