I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.