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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.
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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.
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Go outside and pee.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.
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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.