to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.