I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I Masturbate Daily.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.