get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.