when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.