Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.