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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.
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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".
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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.