Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.