i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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R A P E Children

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Smoking in the shower.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.