I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I always cry when I pray.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.