I know how to type a ¿

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Take baths

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.