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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal
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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.
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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh
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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps
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I eat food when i'm bored..
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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?
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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."
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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.