Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.