Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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humiliating little girls

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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wonder who wrote these things

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misread dig bick

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.