Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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fart

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.