Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I click my teeth to music

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.