When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

I think about life problems in the shower

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

i masturbate with my feet

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.