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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world
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Fart at home
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.
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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.