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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.