Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Sitting down in the shower

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Poo really loud

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.