send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

I sleep in the nude.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Pee in the shower

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.