Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.