When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.