You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

call someone by a siblings name.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

pick your nose and eat it

fap

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Being fat

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.