When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I have seen a UFO

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.