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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly
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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML
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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.