Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.