http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.