.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.