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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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conundrum.
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.