Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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jack off

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.