I think about life problems in the shower

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.