When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I have walked into a sliding glass door

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I eat food when i'm bored..

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.