When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I apologize, when i bump against things.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.