watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.