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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.