- Things You Think Only You Do

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.