mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.