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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...
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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.
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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).
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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.
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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.
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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.
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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you
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suck my own penis
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.
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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff
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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.