While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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My parents are annoying.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.