When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.