- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.