put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.