I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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sit in the shower

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.