I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.