Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.