When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.