I push the door open with my stomach

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.