Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.