Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I always think I have special powers

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.