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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying
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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.