Think about breathing...

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.