I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Pee in the shower.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.