Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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fap

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.