sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.