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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.