Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Being fat

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.