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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.
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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?
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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see
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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.
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I really enjoy self-pity.
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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind
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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.
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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.
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