I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.