Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Go on this site to feel normal.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Being fat

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.