make food scream if i chop them up.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.