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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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sing in the shower
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.