Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.