While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I always think I have special powers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.