I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I click my teeth to music

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.