Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.