Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.