I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.