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Sitting next to a banana called James
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.
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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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Made after doomsday plans
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.