I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.