Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.