Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Say what even when u heard someone

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.