While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.