I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.