When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.