Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Fart at home

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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penis

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I control water in the shower.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.