Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.