make food scream if i chop them up.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.