While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.