I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My parents are annoying.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I mean Diana Ross.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.