I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.