Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

whale sperm

penis

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.