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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.
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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower
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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.
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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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R A P E Children
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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.
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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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I think about life problems in the shower
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.