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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.
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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_
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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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wipe your hands on your pants
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)
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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.
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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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incognito mode on google chrome
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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.
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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.