Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I hit the frig after sex

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.