When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.