I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

humiliating little girls

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.