Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.