I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.