Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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sit in the shower

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.