I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

thumb_up thumb_down -46

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

thumb_up thumb_down +79

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I think Frozen is an overrated film

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

thumb_up thumb_down -77

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

thumb_up thumb_down -52

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

thumb_up thumb_down -108

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -83

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.