Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.