Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.