I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Go outside and pee.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Ur mum

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Your mom

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.