For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.