Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

blink

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.