- Things You Think Only You Do

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

I think about life problems in the shower

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.