Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.