I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Watch the same movies over and over

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.