When im alone i have a conversation with myself

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

I eat food when i'm bored..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.