always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.