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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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??2????????????????????
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.
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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.
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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?
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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.
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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.
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I eat food when i'm bored..
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.