walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.