- Things You Think Only You Do

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.