Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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being super bored at school

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.