tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.