When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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incognito mode on google chrome

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.