when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I want to suck on your penis

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.