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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart
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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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I can't trill my R's
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)
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incognito mode on google chrome
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.