sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Tear up when I poop

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.