When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.