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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".
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I don't read the terms of service.
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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle
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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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fap
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.