I ejaculate fire and glory

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.