When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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R A P E Children

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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The older I get the more honest I get

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.