Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.