CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

ASMR

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Reading the terms of service :O....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.