cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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smoke marijuana

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.