when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.