- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

I constantly talk to myself.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.