dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.