Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.