Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.