When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.