Think about breathing...

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.