I put big spaces in between comments

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.