Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.