I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.