I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

make food scream if i chop them up.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.