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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.