Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

I hate being called "buddy".

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Eat ice by itself

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.