When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Your mom

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I never feel bored

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.