I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.