I read the down voted posts

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

I know how to type a ¿

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.