try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.