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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up
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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse
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I don't read the terms of service.
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten
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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind
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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".
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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.
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being super bored at school
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.