When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.