when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.