Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.