I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

being super bored at school

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Still record on VHS tapes.

Things You Think Only You Do

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