Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When out I like to "people watch."

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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check shower for murder then pee

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.