ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.