when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.