I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.