I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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humiliating little girls

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.