My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.