Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

i smoke weed all day.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

I can see a magic eye image

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.