Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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blink

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.