Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Courtesy flush.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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I control water in the shower.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.