I put big spaces in between comments

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.