when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

make food scream if i chop them up.

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.