feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Go outside and pee.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.