Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

penis

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.