I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.