Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Talk to my cat.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

ASMR

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.