I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.