Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I sleep in the nude.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I rape small children ;).

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.