when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I click my teeth to music

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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penis

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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fart

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.