hate Justin Bieber

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I have seen a UFO

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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fart

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.