I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.