When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.