Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.