Justin Beiber is a woman

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Picking my nose.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.