Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Poo really loud

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.