Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

I think about life problems in the shower

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Pretend i'm a sim.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.