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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.
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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.
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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.
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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.