Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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im going to rape that girl

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.