When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.