I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I **** with no hands.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.