Justin Beiber is a woman

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im going to rape that girl

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.