Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.