Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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listen to madonnas new album

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.