when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.