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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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I can't trill my R's
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.
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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.