I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Say what even when u heard someone

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.