i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.