I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.