when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.