think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.