I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

Say what even when u heard someone

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I ejaculate fire and glory

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.