Play as both sides on fifa

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Having gay sex

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.