I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Do somthing only you do

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.