I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.