hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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being super bored at school

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.