I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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Fart at home

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.