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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.