When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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sit in the shower

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.