poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.