Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.