When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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k. everyone

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.