i masturbate with my feet

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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sit in the shower

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Pee in the shower

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.