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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.
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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.