When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.