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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Talk to my cat.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.