feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Go outside and pee.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

I talk to myself when I'm alone

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.