I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.