Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.