Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Talk to my cat.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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ASMR

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.