When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.