I chew my ice cream.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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get really confused

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.