When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

When out I like to "people watch."

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.