Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.