i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Vote for the other guy

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.