I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I always cry when I pray.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.