We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

wipe your hands on your pants

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.