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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.