When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

get bored so I fist myself for money

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.