I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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being super bored at school

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sitting down in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.