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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.
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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring
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