Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I really like taking shits.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I read the down voted posts

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.