I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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look at bins as i walk past them

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.