Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.