Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.