.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

sneeze without closing my eyes

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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chew on the side of my teeth

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.