I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.