When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.