When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

R A P E Children

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

The older I get the more honest I get

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.