Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

humiliating little girls

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

wonder who wrote these things

misread dig bick

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.