Talk to my cat.

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I control water in the shower.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

I laugh easier when im with someone

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.