slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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penis

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.