pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.