Justin Beiber is a woman

im going to rape that girl

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.