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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Brake for tail-gaters

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

I masturbate with sandpaper

sit in the shower

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.