When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I always think I have special powers

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.