Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.