I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.