Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I hate being called "buddy".

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get really confused

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.