In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.