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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.
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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.