Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go outside and pee.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.