While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

get home from work and masturbate instantly

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Picking my nose.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

wipe your hands on your pants

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.