take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.