I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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R A P E Children

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.