I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I refuse to forward chain letters

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.