Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.