I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Eat ice by itself

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.