clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.