Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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blink

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.