The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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fap

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.