send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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I sleep in the nude.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Pee in the shower

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.