Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I gotta get down of Friday

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Take off the ends of the banana (

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.