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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.
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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.
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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..
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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Dip my pizza crust in my soda
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.