When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I hit the frig after sex

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.