i use dental dams

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.