When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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KICK THE CAN

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.