Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Take baths

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.