Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.