use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.