Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.