When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

i smoke weed all day.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

I never feel bored

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.