Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.