you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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being super bored at shool

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.