I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.