- Things You Think Only You Do

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I think about life problems in the shower

Try stick to something but fail in the end

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.