When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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I think about other women when having sex

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.