watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.