clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

I think about life problems in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.