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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.