Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.