Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.