Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I think about life problems in the shower

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.