check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.