Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.