I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.