When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.