I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.