I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I always think I have special powers

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Being fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.