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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse
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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website
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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Breathe.
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?
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Breathe.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.