When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.