Sitting down in the shower

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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i use dental dams

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.