Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Reading the terms of service :O....

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Give your neighbors names from movies.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.