When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.