Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

blink

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.