Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.