dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.