I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.