I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Think about breathing...

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.