- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I toot.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

I rape small children ;).

I pee in the shower.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

I like to poo while smoking.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.