when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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i use dental dams

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.