When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.