always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Eat ice by itself

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.