smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Smoking in the shower.

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.