when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.