I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.