I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Pee in the shower.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.