always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.