dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.