Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I control water in the shower.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.