Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.