Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.