I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.