It's hot but I still have on covers

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Pee in the shower.

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.