I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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i use dental dams

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.