Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.