When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.