While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.