smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.