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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.
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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.