pick your nose and eat it

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.