Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.