When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.