When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I scratch and sniff.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I cant ride a bike

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.