When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

KICK THE CAN

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.