Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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smoke marijuana

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Talk to my cat.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.