When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I hit the frig after sex

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.