I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

I always cry when I pray.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.