When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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i smoke weed all day.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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I never feel bored

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.