singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I can't trill my R's

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.