i masturbate with my feet

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

sit in the shower

Pee in the shower

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Play with my own boobs for no reason

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.