Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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penis

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.