Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.