Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Mayada stupid

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.