Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I **** with no hands.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.