Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.