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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.
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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.
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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.
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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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jack off
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.