I really like taking shits.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Watch the same movies over and over

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.