When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

I think about life problems in the shower

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.