I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.