When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.