Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Vote for the other guy

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.