I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.