Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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sing in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.