Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I always think I have special powers

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.