Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I read the down voted posts

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.