as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Eat ice by itself

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

chew on the side of my teeth

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Pee in the shower

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Play Minecraft

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.