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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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im going to rape that girl
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.
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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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sit in the shower
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Made after doomsday plans
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.