When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Try stick to something but fail in the end

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.