Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.