I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I think I have superpowers and sometimes I try to use them by force, like lifting a pencil with my mind or elevate from the ground.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.