Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.