Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.