Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Sitting down in the shower

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.