Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.