do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.