When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.