When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.