The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Pee in the shower

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.