Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.