pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.