When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.