after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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My parents are annoying.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.