Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

I think about life problems in the shower

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.