- Things You Think Only You Do

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Pee in my work garbage can.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.