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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)
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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.
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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger
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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.
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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry
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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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+366
I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.
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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.
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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.