- Things You Think Only You Do

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.