I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.