Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.