doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.