Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Play as both sides on fifa

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.