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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Being fat

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.