Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.