brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.