Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Being fat

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.