Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Do somthing only you do

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.