Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Picking my nose.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.