when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Picking my nose.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.