When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.