When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.