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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com
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only read the short jokes on this website
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.