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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.