Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.