When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.