When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.