eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.