realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I read the down voted posts

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.