- Things You Think Only You Do

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

I hit the frig after sex

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

only read the short jokes on this website

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.