I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

i masturbate with my feet

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.