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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Make up a song to yourself.
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.