When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Thinking your life is a movie...

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.