Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Smoking in the shower.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

i masturbate with my feet

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.