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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.