- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Smoking in the shower.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.