I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Picking my nose.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.