My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.