- Things You Think Only You Do

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.