Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I hold my breath in elevators

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Being fat

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

i masturbate with my feet

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.