Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Being fat

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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i masturbate with my feet

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.