I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I scratch and sniff.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.