when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.