When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.