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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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i masturbate with my feet
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.