At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

i masturbate with my feet

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.