Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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fap

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.