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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I used to eat bath bubbles

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.