- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

fap

Only use the left earphone.

Being fat

Sitting down in the shower

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have a phobia of incest

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.