When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I scratch and sniff.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.