When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Do somthing only you do

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Look at my poop before flushing

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.