- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

only read the short jokes on this website

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Smoking in the shower.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.