Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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blink

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.