When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.