Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.