- Things You Think Only You Do

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

the power to regenerate your appendix

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.