Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Be a loner at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.