Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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humiliating little girls

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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blink

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make south park refferences every day

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.