I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.