You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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blink

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.