click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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humiliating little girls

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.