Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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i masturbate with my feet

Sitting down in the shower

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try to give your friends spirit animals

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.