- Things You Think Only You Do

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

only read the short jokes on this website

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.