I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.