Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Being fat

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.