Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

The older I get the more honest I get

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.