When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Do somthing only you do

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.