watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Mayada stupid

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.