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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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I have a phobia of incest
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.