Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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make south park refferences every day

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.