I **** with no hands.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.