DIY LOL
Candidate Equals
Funny Exams
Parent Failure
Yo Dawg Pics
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
…
Next ›
Last »
I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
thumb_up
thumb_down
-50
I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
thumb_up
thumb_down
-58
Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-62
Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
thumb_up
thumb_down
-62
Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-62
When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-64
I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-64
All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-68
Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-74
Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-78
eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
thumb_up
thumb_down
+33
I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
thumb_up
thumb_down
+17
I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+1
Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-3
when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-5
turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-7
I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-9
Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
« First
‹ Prev
…
136
137
138
139
140
141
142
143
144
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.