getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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humiliating little girls

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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listen to madonnas new album

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.