in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.