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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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I scratch and sniff.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.