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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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i masturbate with my feet
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.