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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Be a loner at school
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.