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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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humiliating little girls
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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I read the down voted posts
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.