Be a loner at school

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Eating chicken at KFC.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

The older I get the more honest I get

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.