Eating chicken at KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

thumb_up thumb_down -55

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

thumb_up thumb_down -57

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down -111

Go for a 10 mile run.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

thumb_up thumb_down

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.