I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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blink

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Do somthing only you do

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.