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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.