Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I never feel bored

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.