Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I don't read the terms of service.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

listen to madonnas new album

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.