RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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listen to madonnas new album

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.