Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.