Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.