When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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listen to madonnas new album

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.