Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

The older I get the more honest I get

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Stab myself on a daily basis

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.