When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

listen to madonnas new album

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.