when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.