Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.