Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I cant ride a bike

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I read the down voted posts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.