when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Do somthing only you do

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.