When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.