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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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Do somthing only you do
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.