I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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humiliating little girls

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.