Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Do somthing only you do

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.