When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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blink

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.