I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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humiliating little girls

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.