After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I scratch and sniff.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.