Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.