I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I have a phobia of incest

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I scratch and sniff.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.