I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

listen to madonnas new album

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.