- Things You Think Only You Do

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Picking my nose.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.