I **** with no hands.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.