Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.