I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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blink

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.