Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Stab myself on a daily basis

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Eating chicken at KFC.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.