Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.