Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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only read the short jokes on this website

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.