You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Tear up when I poop

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.