When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.