Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Be a loner at school

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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blink

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.