Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Use my phone to see what time it is

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.