having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

only read the short jokes on this website

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I mean Diana Ross.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Be a loner at school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.