Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.