I hold my breath in elevators

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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fap

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.