When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Be a loner at school

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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blink

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.