get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.