When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.