I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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blink

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.