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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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make south park refferences every day
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.