1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I never feel bored

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.