Sleep with pillow between legs

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

thumb_up thumb_down -1

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thumb_up thumb_down -9

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

thumb_up thumb_down -13

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I wonder if elections are rigged?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I hold my breath in elevators

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

thumb_up thumb_down -29

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.