- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I wonder if elections are rigged?

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.