I mean Diana Ross.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

listen to madonnas new album

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

i masturbate with my feet

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.