- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I hold my breath in elevators

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.