log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Do somthing only you do

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

humiliating little girls

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

listen to madonnas new album

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Smoking in the shower.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.