Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Only use the left earphone.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.