I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

listen to madonnas new album

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.