Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.