Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I hold my breath in elevators

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

i masturbate with my feet

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.