Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.