When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I used to eat bath bubbles

Be a loner at school

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

blink

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.