When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.