Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Do somthing only you do

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Look at my poop before flushing

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.