have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.