getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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fap

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Sitting down in the shower

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i masturbate with my feet

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.