Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make south park refferences every day

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.