Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.