YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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humiliating little girls

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.