Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.