feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.