I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I used to eat bath bubbles

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.