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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.