Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I cant ride a bike

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.