When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.