try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.