I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.