I lift my butt when I'm farting

i masturbate with my feet

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.