When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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humiliating little girls

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.