Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I **** with no hands.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.