Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Being fat

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.