Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.