I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Smoking in the shower.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.