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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.