I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

humiliating little girls

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.