RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.