When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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humiliating little girls

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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listen to madonnas new album

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.