Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.