When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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blink

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.