Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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blink

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Be a loner at school

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.