Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.