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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Smoking in the shower.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.