Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I chew my ice cream.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.