Run faster down hotel corridors.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Stab myself on a daily basis

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.