- Things You Think Only You Do

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.