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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.