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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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-71
Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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