- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I hold my breath in elevators

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.