Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.