Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

the power to regenerate your appendix

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.