- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.