Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Justin Beiber is a woman

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.