Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.