- Things You Think Only You Do

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I masturbate with sandpaper

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.