Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.