Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I hold my breath in elevators

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

only read the short jokes on this website

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.