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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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I hit the frig after sex
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.