- Things You Think Only You Do

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.