When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.