Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Being fat

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.