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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.