Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.