When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.