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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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I hold my breath in elevators
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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fap
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Courtesy flush.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.