trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Being fat

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.