not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Thinking your life is a movie...

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.