- Things You Think Only You Do

Only use the left earphone.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

I have a phobia of incest

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.