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I cant ride a bike
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.