- Things You Think Only You Do

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I hold my breath in elevators

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.