- Things You Think Only You Do

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.