Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

Stab myself on a daily basis

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I hit the frig after sex

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.