- Things You Think Only You Do

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I hit the frig after sex

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.