When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.