Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I chew my ice cream.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Tear up when I poop

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I never feel bored

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.