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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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I was the real Stig...
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.