- Things You Think Only You Do

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Sitting down in the shower

try to give your friends spirit animals

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.