standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Being fat

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.