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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.