- Things You Think Only You Do

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

fap

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.