Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Picking my nose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.