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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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I scratch and sniff.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.