When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I hit the frig after sex

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.