I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.