wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.