- Things You Think Only You Do

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I used to eat bath bubbles

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I don't read the terms of service.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.