Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.