Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Picking my nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.