If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.