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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Mayada stupid
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.