- Things You Think Only You Do

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Be a loner at school

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.