When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.