- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.