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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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i masturbate with my feet
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.