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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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fap
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Only use the left earphone.
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Sitting down in the shower
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.