I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.