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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.