I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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fap

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.