Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.