When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Use my phone to see what time it is

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.