Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.