standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Being fat

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.