Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Mayada stupid

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Do somthing only you do

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.