When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Smoking in the shower.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.