Use my phone to see what time it is

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.