When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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fap

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.