- Things You Think Only You Do

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I scratch and sniff.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Sometimes I toot.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.