- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.