- Things You Think Only You Do

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

listen to madonnas new album

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.