i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Ur mum

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.