I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I **** with no hands.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I was the real Stig...

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

The older I get the more honest I get

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.