Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.