HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I was the real Stig...

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.