pull out a flies wings and let it go

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I used to eat bath bubbles

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.