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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.