When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.