- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.