I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Only use the left earphone.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Sitting down in the shower

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

try to give your friends spirit animals

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.