- Things You Think Only You Do

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.