Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Justin Beiber is a woman

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Smoking in the shower.

only read the short jokes on this website

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.