Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.