- Things You Think Only You Do

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

I hold my breath in elevators

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I rehearse arguments in my head.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.