Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.