When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.