- Things You Think Only You Do

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.