looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.