- Things You Think Only You Do

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I hold my breath in elevators

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I lift my butt when I'm farting

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Courtesy flush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.