- Things You Think Only You Do

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I **** with no hands.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Go for a 10 mile run.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.