- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

only read the short jokes on this website

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Being fat

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.