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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.