- Things You Think Only You Do

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I chew my ice cream.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.