Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I **** with no hands.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.