I have a phobia of incest

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.