Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.