- Things You Think Only You Do

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Smoking in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.