When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Justin Beiber is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

thumb_up thumb_down -35

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

thumb_up thumb_down -35

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Smoking in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

thumb_up thumb_down -43

only read the short jokes on this website

thumb_up thumb_down -43

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.