When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I read the down voted posts

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.