- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.