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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I hold my breath in elevators
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.