Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I scratch and sniff.

I mean Diana Ross.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.