- Things You Think Only You Do

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I Masturbate Daily.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.