- Things You Think Only You Do

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I mean Diana Ross.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.