- Things You Think Only You Do

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.