- Things You Think Only You Do

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.