Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

the power to regenerate your appendix

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Smoking in the shower.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Only use the left earphone.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Sitting down in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.