Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I scratch and sniff.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.