You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I hold my breath in elevators

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.