Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.