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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Only use the left earphone.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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i masturbate with my feet
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.