when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I used to eat bath bubbles

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Justin Beiber is a woman

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

the power to regenerate your appendix

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.