When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.