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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Smoking in the shower.
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.