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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.
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Mayada stupid
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.