Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I hold my breath in elevators

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.