When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.