- Things You Think Only You Do

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Only use the left earphone.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.