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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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I hit the frig after sex
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.