- Things You Think Only You Do

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.