Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.