Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Justin Beiber is a woman

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I don't read the terms of service.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.