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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Mayada stupid
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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I mean Diana Ross.
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I scratch and sniff.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.