Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I read the down voted posts

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Sitting down in the shower

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.