YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.