- Things You Think Only You Do

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.