Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.