The older I get the more honest I get

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.