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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Smoking in the shower.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.