- Things You Think Only You Do

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Mayada stupid

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.