Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.