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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.