Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I scratch and sniff.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.