get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I hit the frig after sex

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.