Make up a song to yourself.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Mayada stupid

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I scratch and sniff.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.