Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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fap

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.