Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.