Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.