I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.