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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.