- Things You Think Only You Do

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.