Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I used to eat bath bubbles

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.