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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.