- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

only read the short jokes on this website

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.