when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.