Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Mayada stupid

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I scratch and sniff.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.