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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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I scratch and sniff.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.