right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.