- Things You Think Only You Do

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I chew my ice cream.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I scratch and sniff.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Sometimes I toot.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.