- Things You Think Only You Do

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I pee in the shower. :3

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Play as both sides on fifa

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.