When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.