I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I don't read the terms of service.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.