when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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My parents are annoying.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Your mom

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Sitting down in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.