- Things You Think Only You Do

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I scratch and sniff.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.