- Things You Think Only You Do

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

call someone by a siblings name.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.