Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.