When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.