Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.