- Things You Think Only You Do

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I hold my breath in elevators

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.