When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I always think I have special powers

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.