Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.