- Things You Think Only You Do

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I piss in the bed every night

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.