Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Poo really loud

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make south park refferences every day

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.