When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.