it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Smoking in the shower.

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k. everyone

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.