Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.