I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.