Tear up when I poop

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I cant ride a bike

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.