When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Do somthing only you do

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Be a loner at school

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.