- Things You Think Only You Do

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I think about other women when having sex

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Sitting down in the shower

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.