Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.