- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Sleep with pillow between legs

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Sometimes I toot.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.