Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.