Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.