When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.