not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Courtesy flush.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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k. everyone

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.