When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.