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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.