Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Do somthing only you do

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Be a loner at school

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I hold my breath in elevators

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.