- Things You Think Only You Do

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I rehearse arguments in my head.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Picking my nose.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.