- Things You Think Only You Do

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Stab myself on a daily basis

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Mayada stupid

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.