Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.