When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.