Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.