When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Tear up when I poop

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.