- Things You Think Only You Do

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.