- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

I hold my breath in elevators

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I used to eat bath bubbles

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.