Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.