when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.