- Things You Think Only You Do

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Only use the left earphone.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.