Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.