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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.