After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.