Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Mayada stupid

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.