when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Be a loner at school

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.