when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Be a loner at school

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.