- Things You Think Only You Do

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Stab myself on a daily basis

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Do somthing only you do

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.