- Things You Think Only You Do

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Sitting down in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.