Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.