Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Make up a song to yourself.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.