Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.