Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.