When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.