Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.