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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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I have a phobia of incest
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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I piss in the bed every night
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.