- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I hold my breath in elevators

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.