Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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i masturbate with my feet

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.