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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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I cant ride a bike
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.