- Things You Think Only You Do

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Only use the left earphone.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.