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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Being fat
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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I gotta get down of Friday
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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I was the real Stig...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.