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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.