Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.