sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I hit the frig after sex

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Do somthing only you do

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.