I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I don't read the terms of service.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.