Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.