Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Mayada stupid

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.