- Things You Think Only You Do

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Go for a 10 mile run.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.