While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.