- Things You Think Only You Do

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I used to eat bath bubbles

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.