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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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I gotta get down of Friday
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.