When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.