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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.