Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.