Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.