If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Do somthing only you do

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.