Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Courtesy flush.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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k. everyone

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i masturbate with my feet

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make south park refferences every day

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.