- Things You Think Only You Do

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.