- Things You Think Only You Do

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Feels my beard with my tongue.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I read the down voted posts

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.