Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.