Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I cant ride a bike

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.