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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.