When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I scratch and sniff.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.