When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.