- Things You Think Only You Do

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.