touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Be a loner at school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.