walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Only use the left earphone.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.