I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.