- Things You Think Only You Do

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.