- Things You Think Only You Do

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

being super bored at shool

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.