Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.