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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Mayada stupid
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.