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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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i masturbate with my feet
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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