- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.