brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.