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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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I have a phobia of incest
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.