- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.