Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.