Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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k. everyone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.