While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.