If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Being fat

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.