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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.