Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

i masturbate with my feet

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.