When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I cant ride a bike

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.