Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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i masturbate with my feet

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.