I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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only read the short jokes on this website

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Picking my nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.