I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.