Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Tear up when I poop

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.