- Things You Think Only You Do

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Justin Beiber is a woman

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.