when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.