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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.