- Things You Think Only You Do

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I read the down voted posts

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.