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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.