When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.