In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.