it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Use my phone to see what time it is

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.