have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Mayada stupid

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.