When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.