Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I **** with no hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.