- Things You Think Only You Do

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Sometimes I toot.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I cant ride a bike

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.