I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

only read the short jokes on this website

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I Masturbate Daily.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Picking my nose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.