- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Thinking your life is a movie...

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I **** with no hands.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.