Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Courtesy flush.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.