see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

thumb_up thumb_down -108

I have a phobia of incest

thumb_up thumb_down -120

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

thumb_up thumb_down -130

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

thumb_up thumb_down +37

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

thumb_up thumb_down +21

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

thumb_up thumb_down +21

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

thumb_up thumb_down +21

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

thumb_up thumb_down +11

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.