Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Ur mum

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Only use the left earphone.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.