- Things You Think Only You Do

I used to eat bath bubbles

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.