try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Courtesy flush.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.