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Make up a song to yourself.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.