Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.