When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.