Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Tear up when I poop

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.