try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I mean Diana Ross.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.