- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes I toot.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.