- Things You Think Only You Do

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

-9

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

-13

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

-13

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

-13

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

-15

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

-15

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

-19

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

-19

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

-21

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

-21

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

-21

I wonder if elections are rigged?

-21

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

-23

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

-25

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

-27

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

-27

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

-27

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

-29

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

-31

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

-31

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

-31

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Things You Think Only You Do

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!