Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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I chew my ice cream.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.