- Things You Think Only You Do

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I don't read the terms of service.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.