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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Smoking in the shower.
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.