When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.