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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.