Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

fap

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Think about breathing...

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Being fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.