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the power to regenerate your appendix
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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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I don't read the terms of service.
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Sitting down in the shower
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.