- Things You Think Only You Do

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Mayada stupid

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.