- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Smoking in the shower.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.