Mayada stupid

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I used to eat bath bubbles

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.