- Things You Think Only You Do

Only use the left earphone.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Being fat

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.