When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

I scratch and sniff.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

bounce when your tip toeing.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.