Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Ur mum

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.