- Things You Think Only You Do

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Make up a song to yourself.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Mayada stupid

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.