I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.