When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I scratch and sniff.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.