I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I read the down voted posts

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.