Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.