Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I hold my breath in elevators

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.