Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.