Go for a 10 mile run.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I piss in the bed every night

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.