I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

thumb_up thumb_down -17

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I can only play a piano with my right hand

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

thumb_up thumb_down -35

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I don't read the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Smoking in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

thumb_up thumb_down -41

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.