when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.