Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.