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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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fap
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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I have autofocus in my eyes.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.