Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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fap

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Think about breathing...

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Being fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.