Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Do somthing only you do

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.