Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.