- Things You Think Only You Do

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

i masturbate with my feet

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.