Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I read the down voted posts

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.