sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.