- Things You Think Only You Do

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I have a phobia of incest

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Make up a song to yourself.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.