When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.