Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.