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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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Mayada stupid
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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not be afraid of hurricane sandy
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.