Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.