- Things You Think Only You Do

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I hit the frig after sex

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.