When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.