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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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I **** with no hands.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Mayada stupid
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.