I used to eat bath bubbles

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.