Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Think about breathing...

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Sitting down in the shower

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.