Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.