- Things You Think Only You Do

the power to regenerate your appendix

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I don't read the terms of service.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sitting down in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.