Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I toot.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I chew my ice cream.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Be a loner at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.