When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.