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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.