When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.