in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Being fat

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.