My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.