freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.