I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Justin Beiber is a woman

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Only use the left earphone.

Being fat

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.