When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.