I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.