have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.