Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.