When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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fap

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.