I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.