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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.