I gotta get down of Friday

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.