i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.