Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

fap

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Only use the left earphone.

Sitting down in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.