- Things You Think Only You Do

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.