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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.