Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

I have autofocus in my eyes.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I was the real Stig...

The older I get the more honest I get

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.