Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.