- Things You Think Only You Do

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I **** with no hands.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.