Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Mayada stupid

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.