I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.