have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Mayada stupid

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Sleep with pillow between legs

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.