doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Picking my nose.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.