Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.