When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.