I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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fap

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Being fat

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.