Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.