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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.
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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.