Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Do somthing only you do

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.