When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.