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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.