Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

The older I get the more honest I get

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I hold my breath in elevators

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.