if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I **** with no hands.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.