Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.