Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.