Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

I hold my breath in elevators

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Justin Beiber is a woman

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.