Sleep with pillow between legs

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I hold my breath in elevators

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.