When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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fap

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Being fat

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.