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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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fap
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.