- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.