When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Picking my nose.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.