If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.