- Things You Think Only You Do

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Picking my nose.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

I have autofocus in my eyes.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.