When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Do somthing only you do

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.