Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.