- Things You Think Only You Do

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.