- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.