Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.