when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I used to eat bath bubbles

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I hold my breath in elevators

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.