when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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make south park refferences every day

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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I was the real Stig...

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I have a phobia of incest

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.