when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.