Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.