- Things You Think Only You Do

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.