- Things You Think Only You Do

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

fap

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.