I **** with no hands.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Make up a song to yourself.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Go for a 10 mile run.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.