Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.