if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Go for a 10 mile run.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I scratch and sniff.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

bounce when your tip toeing.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.