When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I have a phobia of incest

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Mayada stupid

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.