- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I don't read the terms of service.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.