Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Mayada stupid

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.