- Things You Think Only You Do

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.