When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I have a phobia of incest

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.