When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have a phobia of incest

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Mayada stupid

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.