I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

thumb_up thumb_down -11

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I read the down voted posts

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.