Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I read the down voted posts

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.