Go for a 10 mile run.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.