Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.