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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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fap
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.