when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I scratch and sniff.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.