Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.