I used to eat bath bubbles

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I Masturbate Daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.