Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

bounce when your tip toeing.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.