Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Do somthing only you do

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.