- Things You Think Only You Do

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

make south park refferences every day

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I was the real Stig...

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

The older I get the more honest I get

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.