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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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I was the real Stig...
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Mayada stupid
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.