watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.