While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Mayada stupid

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.