- Things You Think Only You Do

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.