Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Mayada stupid

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I scratch and sniff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.