I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.