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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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fap
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Love feet. like LOVE feet.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.