Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.