if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.