Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I hit the frig after sex

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I mean Diana Ross.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.