Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I hold my breath in elevators

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

the power to regenerate your appendix

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

listen to madonnas new album

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.