Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.