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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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I **** with no hands.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.