- Things You Think Only You Do

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.