- Things You Think Only You Do

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.