Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.