has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Being fat

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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i masturbate with my feet

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.