- Things You Think Only You Do

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.