I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.