- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Sleep with pillow between legs

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.