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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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listen to madonnas new album
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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make south park refferences every day
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.