Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I hold my breath in elevators

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.