- Things You Think Only You Do

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I hold my breath in elevators

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.