- Things You Think Only You Do

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.