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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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I scratch and sniff.
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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.