Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.