When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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fap

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Courtesy flush.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Only use the left earphone.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.