Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I don't read the terms of service.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I cant ride a bike

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.