You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.