Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.