you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.