- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.