When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.