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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.