Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.