- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Do somthing only you do

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I used to eat bath bubbles

I hold my breath in elevators

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.