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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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i masturbate with my feet
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.