I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.