Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.