You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.