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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Courtesy flush.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles
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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.