- Things You Think Only You Do

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I scratch and sniff.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.