Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Mayada stupid

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I chew my ice cream.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.