- Things You Think Only You Do

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.