get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.