You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.