Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.