shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.