Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.