- Things You Think Only You Do

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I hold my breath in elevators

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I used to eat bath bubbles

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.