Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.