- Things You Think Only You Do

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.