Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.