Sleep with pillow between legs

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.