hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.