Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.