- Things You Think Only You Do

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

listen to madonnas new album

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.