Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I have a phobia of incest

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.