When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.