- Things You Think Only You Do

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.