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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .
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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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I Masturbate Daily.
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.