- Things You Think Only You Do

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Picking my nose.

Sitting down in the shower

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.