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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.