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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.