I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.