I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Courtesy flush.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.