scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I have a phobia of incest

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.