shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.