I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.