- Things You Think Only You Do

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Picking my nose.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.