When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I hold my breath in elevators

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.