Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.