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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.