- Things You Think Only You Do

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

I used to eat bath bubbles

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

the power to regenerate your appendix

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.