Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I was the real Stig...

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Mayada stupid

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.