- Things You Think Only You Do

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.