Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.