- Things You Think Only You Do

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.