cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

I mean Diana Ross.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.