If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Mayada stupid

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.