Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.