I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I wonder if elections are rigged?

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.