- Things You Think Only You Do

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.