- Things You Think Only You Do

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.