When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I cant ride a bike

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Sitting down in the shower

I Masturbate Daily.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.