I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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i masturbate with my feet

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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make south park refferences every day

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.