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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.