If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.