Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Be a loner at school

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.