listen to madonnas new album

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.