- Things You Think Only You Do

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I Masturbate Daily.

i masturbate with my feet

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I gotta get down of Friday

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.