Run faster down hotel corridors.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.