has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Being fat

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I **** with no hands.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.