Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

try to give your friends spirit animals

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.