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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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I gotta get down of Friday
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.