Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.