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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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I hit the frig after sex
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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.