when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

I used to eat bath bubbles

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I hold my breath in elevators

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.