Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.