Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

k. everyone

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

make south park refferences every day

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.