Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.