You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Go for a 10 mile run.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.