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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing
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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.