Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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k. everyone

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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make south park refferences every day

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.