- Things You Think Only You Do

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

I scratch and sniff.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.