- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.