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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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I cant ride a bike
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.