Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.