- Things You Think Only You Do

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.