When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

thumb_up thumb_down -101

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

thumb_up thumb_down -131

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

thumb_up thumb_down +34

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

thumb_up thumb_down +24

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

thumb_up thumb_down

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

thumb_up thumb_down -14

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

thumb_up thumb_down -18

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.