- Things You Think Only You Do

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.