- Things You Think Only You Do

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Being fat

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.