I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.