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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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make south park refferences every day
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.