Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.