- Things You Think Only You Do

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Picking my nose.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.