Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.