After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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listen to madonnas new album

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.