I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Smoking in the shower.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.