- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Tear up when I poop

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Be a loner at school

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.