I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.