After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.