- Things You Think Only You Do

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

make south park refferences every day

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.