If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.