Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I have a phobia of incest

Go for a 10 mile run.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.