wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.