standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Picking my nose.

Only use the left earphone.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.