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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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i masturbate with my feet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.