When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Mayada stupid

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.