Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I was the real Stig...

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.