I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.