When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I cant ride a bike

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I don't read the terms of service.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.