- Things You Think Only You Do

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.