I used to eat bath bubbles

thumb_up thumb_down -24

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

thumb_up thumb_down -34

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -50

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

thumb_up thumb_down -50

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

thumb_up thumb_down -54

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.