- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Tear up when I poop

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Be a loner at school

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.