- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Poo really loud

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.