eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.