- Things You Think Only You Do

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Be a loner at school

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.