Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.