I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.