I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.