i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.