Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.