I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.