Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.