Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.