Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Boinked my neighbor

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.