Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Be a loner at school

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Poo really loud

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Courtesy flush.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.