Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.