- Things You Think Only You Do

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

-7

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

-9

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

-13

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

-13

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

-13

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

-15

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

-17

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

-19

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

-19

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

-21

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

-21

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

-23

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

-23

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

-27

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

-27

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

-29

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

-29

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

-33

humiliating little girls

-33

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

-35

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

-37

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

-37

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

humiliating little girls

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Things You Think Only You Do

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

humiliating little girls

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!