Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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My parents are annoying.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.