Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.