If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Pee in the shower

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.