Think about breathing...

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.