- Things You Think Only You Do

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Boinked my neighbor

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.