I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Vote for the other guy

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.