I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.