If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Courtesy flush.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.