Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Picking my nose.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.