When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Poo really loud

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.