- Things You Think Only You Do

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.