i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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humiliating little girls

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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listen to madonnas new album

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.