When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.