after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.