- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.