google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.