When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Pee in the shower

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.