I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.